"just me nd my vibrator"

[non_horation]

Me: apparently I actually killed Vivian

yubsie: Go away. >

yubsie:

Me: LOL

yubsie: U suck. :'((

yubsie:

Me: You really can't make emoticons. Or spell 'you'

yubsie: u r teh meanie.

Me: LOL!

yubsie: i h8 u.

yubsie: so... wat r u wearing?

Me: I thought you h8ed me

yubsie: i do.

Me: LMAO

yubsie: but i m horny.

yubsie: wat r u wearing?

yubsie: is it lacy?

Me: LMAO

yubsie: its just me.

yubsie: nd my vibrator.

yubsie:

Me: ... whatever

yubsie: whateva turns u on.

Me: Who are you?

yubsie: i am...

yubsie: TEH SUPERBUS!!!!!

yubsie: ur hawt. <3

Me: Thanks, I guess ...

yubsie: so... wat r u wearing?

Me: You're a freak. But it's funny

yubsie: yeh I'm a freak!!!

yubsie: wanna cum over? i hav teh chainz our.

Me: teh what?

yubsie: teh CHAINS!

yubsie: (In case you haven't figured it out, this isn't Marge.

Me: LOL, I figured.

Me: I was going to save this and torment her by quoting it to everyone

yubsie: You WOULD

Me: LOL

yubsie: (THAT was Marge. XD)

Me: Yeah, I recognized her

yubsie: What, she doesn't talk about chains?

Me: She never uses emoticons other than " "

yubsie: Hey! Sometimes I use when you're being a meanie!

yubsie: (No, she doesn't. )

Me: LOL. But you never use face_kei

yubsie: So, did you have fun with Chris?

Me: Hannah certainly did

Me: thepodsquad: I really don't think Rosi would ever say, "RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"

yubsie: lol

yubsie: How long did it take you to figure it out? p

Me: I thought at first that you were trying to April Fools me

Me: by "but i m horny" I figured it wasn't you

yubsie: LMAO!

yubsie: Snippy, Rosa and I were all standing there laughing ;p

Me: LOL

yubsie: Because dude, that was hilarious

Me: It was

Me: I'm so quoting it on LJ, though

yubsie: Why does that not surprise me/

Me: lol

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