Han Solo Would Cry At This Plotline

Me: weird question
yubsie: shoot
Me: okay, so
Me: if you were a criminal mastermind
yubsie: LMAO
yubsie: I love this question already
Me: LOL!

And later on...

yubsie: Am I definitely not shippable with Syd?

And the thing that made me do it:

yubsie: If I have to be Sark, I demand a cactus.
Me: LOL!
yubsie: I'm SO glad you don't QotD

Because I said I would, and Yubs herself suggested it:

yubsie: you know what sucks about slash?
Me: LMAO
Me: other than the obvious?
yubsie: Oh... dear...
yubsie: *blush*
Me: LOL
yubsie: I MEANT pronouns
Me: LOL

yubsie: GOOD!
yubsie: You laugh at my sleep debt!
yubsie: I sick Gilbert and Sullivan Data on you as punishment!